What a boring night for hair. Britney Spears, Katie Holmes,
and Kim Kardashian all wore their signature center-parted, extension-enhanced,
slightly waved hair, the same as always.
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| Miley Cyrus |
The simple updo made an appearance on Selena Gomez, Maria
Menounos, Zoe Saldana, and Ashley Rickards. The one updo we loved was Miley
Cyrus, who finally looked appropriate and elegant with her tasteful chignon,
her floral-and-leopard print dress that was conservatively cut from the front,
and an eyeful from behind. Her makeup was lovely, and she looked fabulous.
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| Adele |
Adele is perfect: her hair, her makeup, she knows what works
for her.
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| Beyonce |
Beyonce, with her simple side ponytail -- her hair looks healthy, the
color compliments her skin tone, she’s just glowing (no doubt due to her news
that she’s expecting), and her makeup is simple.
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| Kelly Rowland |
Kelly Rowland, one of Beyonce’s partners in
Destiny’s Child, looks fabulous with her just-right bangs and long hair. It’s
shiny and healthy, and the bangs hit at just the right place to enhance her
eyes.
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| Jessie J |
Singer Jessie J, who made crutches look cool, wears what
used to be called a China Bob with total aplomb. It suits her, her hair is
shiny and healthy looking, and her almost-black shade works with her pale skin,
blue eyes, and avante garde make up.
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| Crystal Reed |
Then there were the train wrecks. Crystal Reed, with a braid
in the front and probably extensions, looks like she just rolled out of bed,
but nothing like the Sixties sex kittens we talked about last week. It’s not
sexy; it just looks like she needs a date with a deep conditioner.
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| Deena Cortese |
We think it’s safe to say there is not a single thing on
“Jersey Shore’s” Deena Cortese that is real – not the emerald-green contacts,
not the gravity-defying cleavage, not the fake-bake tan, not the fake fingernails, and certainly not the
bumped-up multicolored extensions.
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| Demi Lovato |
We were sad to see former Disney star Demi Lovato looking
like one of the cast of “Jersey Shore” with her own extensions, bad highlights,
damaged hair, fake tan, and exposed cleavage. We expect better of her. This is
not a great entrée into adulthood.
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| Kreayshawn |
There are so many cautionary tales with “rapper” Kreayshawn
that we don’t know where to start – but certainly the hair is a total disaster.
The black curly part is likely a wig, leaving the smooth curled-under blonde
bangs likely to be her real hair, though not likely her natural color. This
bi-colored, bi-textured ‘do is an attention-getter, but it is so unattractive
that who wants THAT sort of attention? Aren’t the tattoos and loud clothing
enough?
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| Nicki Minaj |
We understand Nicki Minaj is known for her outrageous wigs,
but with a voice like hers, isn’t it time to dump the synthetic and step out in
her real hair? We doubt sales of her music will drop off just because she
doesn’t look like a child’s confection.
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| Katy Perry |
Oh, Katy Perry. Lavender?
Until next week, ciao!
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